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Because Demons Don’t Pay Rent.
You don’t just cleanse—you evict. Negative energy? Gone. Uninvited spirits? Banished. Bad vibes? Blocked at the door.
Hex Me Not is The Haus of Alchemy’s most unapologetically powerful sage stick package—crafted for those who aren’t here to play with malevolent forces. This isn’t your gentle cleanse. This is spiritual pest control for the bold and unbothered.
Whether you’re clearing out a haunted house, cutting spiritual cords, or just feel something off in your space—this bundle means business.
What’s Included in Hex Me Not:
Black Sage (Mugwort): Your personal spiritual bouncer. Clears malevolent entities, repels psychic attack, and puts the evil eye on notice.
Dragon Jericho Sage Stick: A rare and fierce herbal blend that doesn’t just clear the room—it reclaims it. Use it when you need backup from your ancestors and a wall of spiritual firepower.
Mullein Sage Stick: A guardian herb for your altar and your aura. Banishes darkness, supports breathwork, and reinforces energetic safety.
White Sage + Rosemary: Classic, potent, and reliable. White Sage clears. Rosemary protects. Together? They create a sacred shield that won’t budge.
Also Included:
Ethically Sourced Palo Santo Stick (from Perú): Used after the cleanse to seal your work and uplift the space.
Aligning Crystal: Hand-picked to anchor your intention and amplify spiritual protection.
Luxury Matchbox: Ritual fire, but make it stylish.
Step-by-Step Ritual Guide: So you know exactly what to burn, when to burn it, and how to hold your space like a high priest(ess) of peace.
Why Choose Hex Me Not?
Because energy is currency, and you’re done letting spirits overdraft your peace.
All ingredients are ethically and sustainably sourced—because true magick starts with integrity. Whether you’re protecting your home, clearing spiritual residue, or declaring “not today, spirit squad”—Hex Me Not helps you reclaim your space with confidence, clarity, and just the right amount of sass.
You Don’t Need Permission to Be Protected
This is your sacred boundary. Your line in the salt. Your spiritual flex. So light it up and let them know: This house is hex-free and high-vibe only.
Order your Hex Me Not ritual package now—because anything less than divine peace is trespassing.
I absolutely love the smell of this soap! I can absolutely feel it cleansing me not only physically but energetically as well. I always feel refreshed both physically and spiritually after using it!